I believe I can fly…
Human powered flight is difficult enough as it is. Trying to look dangerous and lethal at the same time only compounds that difficulty. Combining both elements whilst two of your colleagues look on, sniggering and making tinkerbell-like-fluttering motions make the task nigh on impossible!
I think I may have talked myself into a slight corner with, and I’m not entirely sure how, the aforementioned ninja based human flight having an unholy alliance with a kilt. I believe it may have coincided with a dare.. and very possibly a double-dare.
Time to think of something, sharpish!
..and for those of you wondering, this is how you take flight karate stylee;
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