5EX in the carpark

Some blog posts just seem to write themselves, and for me this seems to happen right after conversations in a dark car park after Senior Karate has finished.

One of the usual suspects was present, although nobody offered me their nuts this time.

It all kicks off with Sarah A offering to give me her home address, for entirely innocent reasons, but did set me up to embarrass her just a little; cue the smoothing back of eyebrows and the “I Say, let me get my little black book out” in my best Leslie Phillips voice.

However the comment about getting my ‘impressive equipment’ out, and the offer of  5EX on her handwritten note (or was that part of her postcode?) was just too much – and cue the double-entendre giggles.

..and yep, you were right Sarah C, the desire to blog this was too much for me to resist!

Ah well, off on hols for two weeks now – hopefully come back sunburnt, none the wiser but well rested.  Have fun y’awl and see ya in August!


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